Monster Jokes:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
What's green, sits in the corner and cries?
The Incredible Sulk
What did the alien say to the gas pump?
Take your finger out of your ears when I'm talking to you!
Why did the zombie decide to stay in his coffin?
He felt rotten.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Potato Ships
Why did the Dracula take some medicine?
To stop his coffin.
What do devils drink?
Demonade.
What kind of cheese do monsters eat?
Monsterella.
What did the witch say to the vampire?
Get a life.
What do you call a single vampire?
A bat-chelor.
What does a monster say when introduced?
Pleased to eat you.
How do you make a witch scratch?
Take away the W.
What did the skeleton say to the twin witches?
Which witch is which?
What is a mummy's favourite kind of music?
Rap.
Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
Because you can see right through them.
Why did the troll tell jokes to the mirror?
He wanted to see it crack up.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terrifried.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no body to dance with.
What does a monster eat after he's been to the dentist?
The dentist.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spook-etti.
What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?
He rolls them back to her.
What did the skeleton say at dinner?
Bone-apeti ( @RivanQueen)
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KEEP CALM AND STAY WEIRD (book of randomness and funny jokes)
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