Hey guys, this whole chapter is totally not my work, I found this on the internet and thought I should share it with you so.....Enjoy:)
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The Dementia Quiz:
THIS REQUIRES YOU TO ANSWER QUICKLY. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE TIME THINKING.
READY...........GO!
1. You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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ANSWER: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person & you take her/his place, YOU are in second place.
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TRY NOT TO SCREW UP NEXT TIME. NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION, BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
2. If you overtake the last person, then you are in what place?
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ANSWER: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are WRONG again. Tell me sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person?
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3. Very tricky arithmetic! Note: this must be done in your head only. Do not use paper & pencil or a calculator. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
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ANSWER: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator.
TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT ? MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT...MAYBE...
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4. Mary's Father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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ANSWER: Did you answer Nunu? Nope. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.
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A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:
BONUS QUESTION: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. How does a blind man express himself when he needs to buy sunglasses?
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ANSWER: It's really very simple, he simply opens his mouth and asks for it.....
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AND YOU SAID YOU WERE SMART....................
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That frustrated me so much, I only got the Mary one right cuz I knew it from a joke. Hope you liked that.
Feel free to leave a comment telling me which you got right.
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