Have You Ever Noticed?

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Sup. This chapter is on things that you may or may not have noticed in life. It might sound like one of the other chapters I did but meh, I'm running out of random stuff to write about. Anyways......enjoy:)

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Have You Ever Noticed?:

*...that "I'm a Barbie Girl" is actually a dirty song.

*...that the symbol '&' looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor.

*...nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'M POSSIBLE'

*...you always need to pee when you've just left the house.

*...just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they are not out to get you.

*...the saddest person always has the most beautiful smile.

*...common sense isn't that common.

*...there are Illuminati signs on the American dollar bill.

*...Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and Skype logos are all blue.

*...the word 'lol' looks like a drowning person with their hands raised above their head.

*...that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same.

*... LOL has gone from meaning "Laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say"

*...Prince William and Kate Middleton wore almost the same outfit Cinderella and Prince Charming wore on their wedding.

*...that the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

*...that flamingo legs bend the wrong way.

*...that after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.

*...that lots of Disney stars are turning ....eh.....slutty e.g Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens etc.....(NO HATE)

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That's all I got now so...let me know what you think:b

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