Aphmau Random

Aphamu Characters as things my Friend and classmates have said

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No you can not cook stuff on my cat- Aaron about Eli

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Don't step on the floor- Kawaii~Chan

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She can't count and she's blaming you- Zane

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Dear your butt cheeks are always hanging out- Katelyn to Ivy

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Babies are claustrophobic- Zenix

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Travis is vertically challenged- Katelyn

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Don't talk to me I need to sweat- Laurance

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Your putting butt fuzz in my potatoes- Aphmau to Eli

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My dad is an average American woman- Katelyn

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Who will pay you to track someone? -Gene

Russia- Dante

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I'm going to make a chip to put in babies- Zenix

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Who would want to stay in a room and teach kids?- Laurance

A child predator- Travis

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Homo Depo- Vylad

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If your old enough to cry your old enough to fry -Gene (probably when he works at a fast food place)

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Draw me like one of your French Gays- Katelyn to Ivy

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There's some wet children- Travis

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Communal Oreos- Katelyn

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Lung butter -Zenix

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It's a sheep-Giraffe -Dante

A shaffe- Travis

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Stop saying "show my sheep" it's giving me wrong thoughts- Laurance to Garroth about Sheep Garroth

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I really wanted that little mouse to die- Zane

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Dont stick your foot in my butt- Ein to Aaron

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Making a sandwich is more of a sport(talking about field hockey) -Laurance

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Did you just say "chicken booger?" -Katelyn

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Gene looks like a fresh old man- Zenix talking about Gene's dark circles under his eyes

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Look how good my fire is-Travis

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This is the behavior of a common white girl- Zane pointing at Aphmau who tried to be a VSCO girl

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You gay for my lizard- Sasha

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Can we stop talking about this my Christian mind is crying- Sasha

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Leave my man's mullet alone- Zenix talking about Gene having a Mullet

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He didn't get to do his morning routine- Zane to Garroth about Laurance

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I'm a tall stick- Blaze

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Laurance walks into the Art room. "You know what I want to do?" I instantly turn to him and I say "What? Die?"- Garroth

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I love the smell of old men and monkey oil- Ein

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Where'd my body go- Lucinda after a potion failed

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My dogs love the taste of earbuds in the morning-Aaron

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If my thing learns how to know how to get on- Dante about the computer

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It's not my fault, I took Spanish -Travis probably

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Did you fall asleep in bio today -Sasha

No I was breathing -Zenix

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Did anyone not flirt with Death? -Laurance to everyone after they come home from Starlight

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Stop febreezing the cat - Aaron to Aphmau

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I went from a turtle to the land of the turtles - Vylad

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Ha ha ha, depression - Zane

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Gingeritis, the disease of having red hair - Laurance to Cadenza

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You don't just lick someone's meat stick - Aaron to Celestia

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OoOo glue, let's eat it -Zenix

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Aye Travis I like ya buddy but I really don't -Laurance

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The anti social group -Laurance about the SKs

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Even the guy in the ugly sweater knew that one -Zane about Laurance

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No Snow November- Cadenza

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We're going to drown in death- Lucinda during the events in Starlight

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At least I know how to make a line -Dante to Travis

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I'm not into toes- Zenix

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I'm Travis now -Dante

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I can do anything higher than one but I can't do one times one-Travis

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I can assure you there will be a part two

It's not even half way through the year so there will be more.