America: Hey Sealand! Want to hear a story?
Sealand: Yeah!
America: *clears throat* well, in order for a boy to become a man...
*after 4 hours of telling Sealand how to become a man which was not pleasent since France had helped America plan what he was going to say*
Sealand: NOOOOOO!!!!
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Hetalia Crack!
FanfictionWarning, this book contains: Graphic stupidity, my ships and otps, my fave characters used alot, randomness, weirdness, yaoi, weird shit I write at 3 in the morning, and sometimes, refrences to things in real life. Ok enjoy. Also prepare to lose you...