(At a restaurant)
Luke:Andrea, put down the lobster, it isn't a toy.
Andrea:But it's so cute and its claws are sharp enough to grab and cut Justin Bieber's throat!
You:*hides embarrassed face*
Luke:*chuckles nervously* Kids are so cute...
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Short Stories and Randomness
Short StoryThis is a book of short stories and random things. I may take requests, possibly. Enjoy! P.S. I do everything in this book so...yeah
