Nationwide is on your Side

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Twenty year old Kyle Jones was watching a Nationwide commercial one day and he was stuffing his face with chips.

"Nationwide is on your side," the lady on the commercial sang.

Suddenly, Kyle felt a burning and itching irritation on his right side. He itched it and lifted his shirt to see what it was.

In bold, neat print, the word 'NATIONWIDE' was tattooed right there.

Kyle looked at it in astonishment.

"Nationwide is on my side," Kyle whispered in a horrified way.

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