Who you gonna call?

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A little boy was held after school because a little girl stole his Twinkie and he punched her.

"Call your mother to tell her you won't be home early because of what you did." The teacher told him.

"Okay," he replied while grabbing the phone from her. "What's Heaven's number?"

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