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Chapter One

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England's Natural law say that there is forbidden to specifically shoot hedgehogs with machine guns. This I know. I also know that if I dough a hole through the earth; although impossible, but let's say if, and I decided to jump, then I would be falling for forty-two minutes and twelve seconds. Nine weeks ago these useless facts were unknown to me, then she told me. Let's call her Jenny.

Before this can all begin let me make one thing very clear, this is not a tale with a happy ending nor a happy way there. And 'Jenny' is ... well you'll see soon enough. So sit, back and fall in love, just like I did.

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