Comebacks & insults

Part: 2

#1 Insult; "go to hell"
Comeback; "sorry satin still has a restraining order against me"

#2 Insult "I hope you go to heaven so I won't have to see you in hell"

#3 Insult "everyone has the right to be stupid- but your abusing the privilege"

#4 Insult " if I wanted to kill my self I would climb up your ego and jump down to your iq level"

#5 Insult "bozo the clown called he wants his face paint back"

#6 Insult "your makeup looks like it was applied with a shot gun"

#7 Insult " easy on the face paint there sweetie you look like a warrior going into battle"

#8 Insults " I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a better statement then that"

#9 Insults " if your going to be a smart ass first you have to be smart otherwise your just a ass"

#10 Insults " it's pointless to make fun if you because it would take the rest of the day for you to figure it out"

#11 Insult " you act as though your stupidity is a virtue"

#12 Insult " bitch I don't want your boyfriend , nobody wants your boyfriend that's why he's with you"

#13 Insult " if laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world"

( for people who say their cooler than you)
#14 Insult " if you say your cooler than me does that make me hotter than you"

#15 Insult [ fat bully ] "what are you staring at"
[ comeback] the reason double doors were invented

#16 Insult " were you held back a grade or two"

#17 Insult " I could get plastic surgery to fix my ugliness on the other hand you will be stupid for eternity"

#18 Insult "did you just speak"

#19 Insult " oh I'm sorry I didn't get that I don't speak idiot"

#20 Insult; "fail!"
Comeback; "sorry no one asked for your life story"

Bonus: insult; "fuck you"
Comeback; "sorry I don't want herpes"

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