Hunter X Hunter Oneshots

Exam Buddies

FluffyAssassin: I mean...maybe. Just don't stress yourself out too much or go overboard. We don't need another Pitou moment...

GreenIdiot: yeah ok I promise. Plus if you're there then you'll make sure I don't go too far! ( ' ▽ ' )

LaysOreo: you can't depend on Killua

GreenIdiot: yes I can, watch me.

KuraPikachu: ϵ( 'Θ' )϶ and i oop

FluffyAssassin: OMG SHUT UP NEVER FUCKING DO THAT AGAIN. UGHHH!!!

KuraPikachu: haha sorry...I don't really know why it's such a big deal...

FluffyAssassin: we don't talk ab their kind here

GreenIdiot: haha...more like...

FluffyAssassin: don't you fuckin dare

GreenIdiot: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKKSSKKSKSKS

FluffyAssassin: (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎ I'm done

LaysOreo: god cant save you now...

KuraPikachu: as fun as this is I gtg do some paper work or something. I'll talk to you guys later.

FluffyAssassin: not suspicious at all...

GreenIdiot: BAIII hope that paper work doesn't tire you out too much uwu

FluffyAssassin: good luck...

LaysOreo: hey before you leave I'll meet u at the cafe?

KuraPikachu: definitely

FluffyAssassin: oh how cute...you're in love

LaysOreo: am not

KuraPikachu: shut up

GreenIdiot: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

KuraPikachu: watever bye guys :u

KuraPikachu has went offline...

LaysOreo: lol you scared him off

FluffyAssassin: yo I think imma leave too. Alluka and I plan to relocate soon. Can't have Illumi finding us.

GreenIdiot: awlllll nuuuuu hes such a meanieeeeeeeee (*'Д｀*)

FluffyAssassin: oh stop being a baby baka.  We might go to Yorknew to see if we can hang out there. Not for long though, too many people.

GreenIdiot: REALLY?! Omg yesssssss you better hurry upp.

GreenIdiot: oh god o-o

LaysOreo: wat?!

FluffyAssassin: what now...

GreenIdiot: oh god...oh shit....oh fuccccckkk meeeee ahhhhh

FluffyAssassin: Gon?! Wth is going on?

GreenIdiot: Hisoka

FluffyAssassin: HIM?! What's he doing there. Where are you??

LaysOreo: THE CREEPY CLOWN DUDE? Oh ur so screwed Gonnnnn

GreenIdiot:guys I gtg

FluffyAssassin: hell no ur not leaving after that

FluffyAssassin: Gon?

LaysOreo: GON DONT LEAVE US WERE SCARED!!

GreenIdiot: here group call

GreenIdiot stared a group call...

Killua: GON! Gon what the hell is happening!!

Leorio: Gon????

Gon: dont worry little fruit~

Gon: I'm not a 'fruit' stop calling me that.

Gon: awl~ dont look at me l-

Gon ended group call...

FluffyAssassin: dammit!

LaysOreo: eyh Gon! R u okkkk?

GreenIdiot: I'll talk in a minute. Once I get rid of him.

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FluffyAssassin: Gon...be carful...

LaysOreo: Gon'll be fine. He's strong.

FluffyAssassin: NOT AS STRONG AS HISOKA. AND WITHOUT HIS NEN?! Gaaaaah

LaysOreo: I trust him. Even without nen he was able to land a couple punches on the dude. He'll be fine

FluffyAssassin: God I hope you're right...imma go until Gon gets back. Bye old man.

LaysOreo: IM NOT OLD!!

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