Fuselage

♡~♡ Chapter 19 ♡~♡

"I mean, just y'know. One day. Like everyone else." He moved to the back, shutting off the lights so that the security set flicked on. "Don't move Kat."

"Yeah, yeah." He leaned against the counter.

"Thirty, twenty nine, twenty eight-"

"Aside from that one do you have any other tattoos?"

"Wh-No?" Eijirou's voice drifted from the back. "I mean, I always through about it. I'd love to get more one day. There's a lot I'd like to do, actually. But until I'm... I don't know. I'd have to do so much to actually accomplish it and not be-" His phone dinged. "Oh, we can move again. Sorry. Way over the time." He laughed, walking to the front. "Let's go to my house. Mina said she'd meet us. Denki and Hanta were going on a date."

"Gross."

"Shut up!" Eijirou grabbed his bag, leaning over the counter.

Katsuki did not stare at his ass while he did so. He did, however, turn quickly to the door as the bag rustled and Eijirou popped back up.

"Boy you're eager."

Katsuki snorted, feeling too hot in his chest. "Just wanna get this bullshit done with."

"You're excited." Eijirou teased as they exited, locking the door behind them. "Think I should do my eyebrows too?"

"Why the fuck not." Katsuki sneered. "Get your pubes while you're at it."

Eijirou blushed in the darkness, the dirt road patting under their feet. "I didn't take you for dirty jokes."

"Sometimes." Katsuki looked off over the lake. "When I know it'll really fuck with you." He smiled wicked at his walking partner.

"Goddamn, that's cruel."

Katsuki shrugged, "That's the point, dipshit."

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"Are you sure you're doing this right?" Eijirou reached up to his covered hair. "It itches and kinda burns?"

"That's what you get for buying the cheapest dye." Mina retorted. "You should have waited. I could have ordered you the good stuff online. Why do you never listen, Ei?" She shook her head. "If this melts all your hair off you'll deserve it."

The microwave dinged.

"Okay Fucksticks." Katsuki stood, pushing his ramen over. "Time to rinse the bleach out."

"Oh thank God." Eijirou sighed, leading the way to the bathroom as the other two followed.

"I'm so excited." Mina preened, cell phone out as Eijirou knelt over the side of the bathtub.

Carefully Katsuki temped the water, pulling the cap off. "Damn your hair is so fucking dry right now."

"But it's so blond, oh my God." Mina gasped.

"Yeah well." Katsuki muttered as he craned over Eijirou, rinsing carefully. "Where's that hair oil you brought?"

"Here." She handed it to him.

"Yeah." Pouring a giant glob he massaged it into Eijirou's scalp, ignoring the way the moron closed his eyes, the way Eijirou's chest heaved in slow, steady patterns.

"I think he's enjoying that." Mina half-whispered.

"Fuck yes I am." Eijirou's voice was low, guttural. Magnified by the tub.

Mina laughed, surprised. "You're gunna give poor Katsuki a heart attack sounding like that!"

"Fuck off." Katsuki smacked the back of Eijirou's head. "Let that sit for ten more minutes, set your timer Raccoon Eyes."