calum: look out of your window !!
michael: i see white stuff falling from the clouds
michael: how exciting
michael: ((note the sarcasm))
calum: now we just have to wait until the snow starts settling down on the ground
michael: why
calum: so we can build snowmans and have snowball fights
calum: what else
michael: i won't even make one step out of the house this winter
michael: it's fucking cold and i don't want to get sick
calum: but look how pretty it looks
michael: it's just frozen water that's falling from the sky
calum: no because frozen water would be ice cubes
calum: do you see ice cubes falling from the sky ??
calum: that's what i thought
michael: you're so dumb
calum: you're dumber because you don't think snow is beautiful
michael: i can live with that
calum: you're annoying
michael: then why are we friends
calum: snow is beautiful
michael: but it doesn't even taste good
calum: it tastes like water
michael: water sucks
calum: you need water to live
calum: also, most of your body is made out of water
michael: annoying
calum: now catch a snowflake and look at it closely
michael: i won't leave my bed
michael: and it would melt anyway before i could take a look at it
calum: ❄️ [snowflake emoji]
michael: shut up
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That was kinda cute.
I hope.
We still have no snow here :((
Only 20 days left until christmas!! *॰ॱ୨୧
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