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itsharrypotter

5—Pop Goes the Weasel

Yᴇsᴛᴇʀᴅᴀʏ 9:17PM

not a chance potter
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Hey!

12:42PM

did you text me during class?

I was bored.

..

...stop looking around the slytherin table for me

You can see me?

yes now eat your bloody lunch and stop googling my table before i get someone on you

What do you care if i eat or not?

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...oookay?

Hey

hey?

How are u?

im... good? as good as ill ever be

Well im grate thanks 4 asking

??

Skdchshsi

what the fuck potter

I'm so sorry, George stole my phone.

weasley?

Yeah

that spelling is honestly what i expected, its a weasley

Why are you so mean?

im a slytherin?

why do you keep talking to me?

What did George do to you?

lots of things

especially that other boy, the weasel

They're all weasels in your eyes.

i meant um.. what was his name?

Fred?

no

...Ron?

yea, that boy

i don't what i did to him honestly

Oh, um, does calling him a weasel count?

oh he's called me way worse

Huh...

Well, are you still up to just talk during the Hogsmeade trip?

sure ig

Ginny is staying, but i honestly don't want to spend the whole day with her...

doesnt she have bad heart eyes for you?

Yeah, very bad.

yikes

everyones in love with the boy who wont fucking die

yea hes irresistible ;)

weasley...

get off his phone. hes trying to eat and you dont know how to work that thing

lolololololol nah i know how 2 work a phone my dad bought us 1 2 share since hes so fond of muggle stuff

weasels always sharing everything...

[ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ]

how did you-!?

U been eyeballing us this whole lunch u snake

it wasnt that hard 2 figure out who u r

hard 4 harry tho lmao ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

wtf

well dont tell him?

why?

why do u even want 2 talk 2 harry freaking potter? i thought u hated him

haha

looks like potter found the culprit of his missing phone

I'm so sorry, AGAIN.

He figured it out??

BUT HOW?

How come he gets to know but i don't?

hey i didnt tell him, he figured it out

True.

George thinks you hate me?

i AM a slytherin and just about every slytherin hates you

That might be the case, but why text me if you hate me?

well i dont necessarily hate you...

i just dont like you either though

Thanks

:)

if you know your friends brother, he wont tell a soul

He'll probably tell Fred but that's about it.

right

so dont even try

those two keep more secrets than all of the slytherin wizards combined

Wow

Oof were about to leave for our next class

Yeah

well talk to you later potter

See you later, mystery man!