Good Omens Oneshots.. with a twist (ON HOLD)

a/n *sobbing*

I KEEP TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING NORMAL
BUT EVERYTIME
I SIT DOWN
AND I START WRITING
AND IT ALWAYS ENDS UP AS SM U T
SHOULD I KEEP TRYING TO WRITE NOT SMUT
OR DO YOU WANT THE SMUT
OR LIKE
AKFJAHFHA