Good Omens Oneshots.. with a twist (ON HOLD)

a retelling

bill nye is named aziraphale now
and uhhhh
he committed bad
so
he was an angel but now hes not
he got deported
and somewhere he met like
a snakeshifter (yes, i just combined snake with shapeshifter)
named crowley
and hes super gay for the snakeshifter
and theyre married
somewhere in there theres a child named adam??? dont rlly know what he does but hes the antichrist and he looks like damien from dream daddy which is tight
so yeah
onto the romance
and yes, i actually plan to try.