EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
CATHERINE rushes along the street, followed by SOPHIA. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
EXT. A BOOK SHOP - SHORTLY AFTER
MATHIAS BLACKSMITH a rude zombie terrorises two kittens.
CATHERINE, closely followed by SOPHIA, rushes towards MATHIAS, but suddenly stops in her tracks.
SOPHIA
What is is? What's the matter?
CATHERINE
That's not just any old zombie, that's Mathias Blacksmith!
SOPHIA
Who's Mathias Blacksmith?
CATHERINE
Who's Mathias Blacksmith? Who's Mathias Blacksmith? Only the most rude zombie in the universe!
SOPHIA
Blinkin' knickers, Catherine! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most rude zombie in the universe!
CATHERINE
You can say that again.
SOPHIA
Blinkin' knickers, Catherine! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most rude zombie in the universe!
CATHERINE
I'm going to need candlesticks, lots of candlesticks.
Mathias turns and sees Catherine and Sophia. He grins an evil grin.
MATHIAS
Catherine Malkovich, we meet again.
SOPHIA
You've met?
CATHERINE
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young CATHERINE is sitting in a park listening to some drum and bass music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over her.
She looks up and sees MATHIAS. She takes off her headphones.
MATHIAS
Would you like some jelly babies?
CATHERINE's eyes light up, but then he studies MATHIAS more closely, and looks uneasy.
CATHERINE
I don't know, you look kind of rude.
MATHIAS
Me? No. I'm not rude. I'm the least rude zombie in the world.
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