Rude Zombie
A Screenplay by a random AI
INT. SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE - AFTERNOON
Admirable mechanic PROF CATHERINE MALKOVICH is arguing with admirable cleaner DCI SHARON COX. CATHERINE tries to hug SHARON but she shakes her off.
CATHERINE
Please Sharon, don't leave me.
SHARON
I'm sorry Catherine, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away.
CATHERINE
I am such a person!
SHARON frowns.
SHARON
I'm sorry, Catherine. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
SHARON leaves.
CATHERINE sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, splendid fishmonger PROF SOPHIA DEVITO barges in looking flustered.
CATHERINE
Goodness, Sophia! Is everything okay?
SOPHIA
I'm afraid not.
CATHERINE
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
SOPHIA
It's ... a zombie ... I saw an evil zombie destroy a bunch of kittens!
CATHERINE
Defenseless kittens?
SOPHIA
Yes, defenseless kittens!
CATHERINE
Bloomin' heck, Sophia! We've got to do something.
SOPHIA
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
CATHERINE
You can start by telling me where this happened.
SOPHIA
I was...
SOPHIA fans herself and begins to wheeze.
CATHERINE
Focus Sophia, focus! Where did it happen?
SOPHIA
a book shop! That's right - a book shop!
CATHERINE springs up and begins to run.
