2p! Hetalia Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet - Werewolf! 2p Canada

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

In nature! He feels at home out in the woods and loves taking you against a tree or against the hood of his truck if you go for a drive in the wilderness for a camping trip. He also enjoys bending you over the armrest of the couch and taking you there.

M: Motivation (What turns them on)

His instincts, once again, really drive him here. The two of you could be watching tv or cleaning up the dishes from dinner when he suddenly has this overbearing urge to fuck you. It's not necessarily anything you do, but something stirs within him that makes him feel that way. That aside, he loves it when you walk around in nothing but his flannels and a pair of panties.

N: No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

He's very particular about dirty talking and will not degrade you, even if you're into it. It takes him out of the mood instantly. Pet play is another thing he's really not into, whether it's targeted towards him or you.

O: Oral (Prefence in giving or receiving, skill)

He prefers to give oral and has become quite skilled since meeting you. If you're going to give him oral, it has to be when he can assure he's not going to accidentally shift from one form to another because he doesn't want to knot your mouth.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Driven by his instincts closer to the full moon, it's a toss up for which side you're going to get. Closer to a new moon, he's a soft boi. Sex is slow and full of passion. Closer to the full moon and the days following, he's absolutely animalistic. Sex is fast paced and often leaves the two of you with scratches and bruises from one another.

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often?)

Quickies are his savior closer to the full moon. The day of it, he may pull you aside if you're home and fuck your brains out with what little time he has before he must leave. Any other time he'd prefer proper sex.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks?)

He has sec with you in the woods, so I'm pretty sure he'd be down to experiment with positions and locations at least.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?)

Being a werewolf has its perks! He's got stamina for days (just as he did as a normal human), but he's going to be one tired boy at the end of it. He can go for six rounds max, but he'll usually stop at two or three if your begging for mercy already.

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

The hell are toys? He really doesn't know, or rather he didn't until he was with you. Being a big ol' wolf man in the woods means not really bothering to look through the self care and toy aisle because why would he need something like that? What if he tried to use one on himself and accidentally shifted and got it stuck inside himself? That sounds terrifying to him, so he vetoed the idea when you approached him with it.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease?)

He likes to tease. Oh, you're making dinner? He's going to let his hands run over your sides and give your ass a little squeeze. You want to take a relaxing bath with him? His hands are going to wander wherever you'll let him.

V: Volume (How loud are they, what sounds they make?)

He's a growly boi. Expect lots of grunting from him and small little gasps or growls. When in wolf form, he tends to growl more and howl.

W: Wild card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

His wolf form is sort of a cross between a classic anthropomorphic werewolf and a legit wolf. He's able to stand on his hind legs and walk around that way, but he prefers to walk on all fours. He's bigger than a normal wolf by at least double, if not three times.

X: X-Ray (Let's see what going on in those pants, pictures or words)

In human form, he's at about the same stats from the regular NSFW alphabet I did for him: little longer than six inches, straight, and veiny when erect. Only difference is he's got a bit of girth. In wolf form, it really looks more like what a wolf's looks like: a little on the thicker side, very much pink in color, and he's got a bulbous glandis, otherwise known as a knot.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

When it's full moon, his sex drive is as high as ever, but he's ready to go at anytime. He'd be happy with once a month, but he'd really be happy with at least three or four.

Z: ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

This depends on how many rounds the two of you go for. If you do one or two, he may take awhile to fall asleep. If you can make it through six or seven rounds, he's out like a light as soon as he's helped clean you up and himself up.