yn: can we smash
shrek: of course baby
after ur done smashing because i am not writing about that sh**
yn: shrek?
shrek: yes baby?
yn: do u love me?
shrek: more than anything
yn: we gonna get married one day?
shrek: yes of course baby
he pulls out a ring from under his big hairy man titties and gets down on one knee...
shrek: will u marry me
yn: OMG OF COURSE I LOVE U MY SUGAR DADDY I STAN U MORE THAN JAMES CHARLES AND BILLE EYELASH COMBINED SKSKSKSKSK