Ihatemylife Stories

Sex i will shove a umbrella up your ugly pussy

So basically i need to vent alot and i feel super bad venting to people (even with permission) bc i dont wanna dump my problems on others sooo im doing in here. Also jus...

𝗜 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗲𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗵𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗮�...

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

~•°Post Game AU°•~ (MAJOR SPOILERS!) The setting takes place after the same. It turns out the game was in virtual reality. None of the deaths actually happened, no one a...

I dont have any TordTom/EddTom/MattTom pictures but hey who says that the book cover is ringgo?? no one okay :D the characters in the story: 1.Edd 2.Tom 3.Tord 4.Matt ...

my bad Ibispaint X arts

(I hate my life this is cringe) Woohoo many parts to go basically aether goes to college/high school (idk whatever u want it to b) and god's, visions don't exist (cause...

* ੈ🥛✩‧₊˚ My art style changes every day:> *cri* Don't comment if you hate my art you tablecloth

_-° a dreamsmp x vampire reader! "IT'S NOT AN AESTHETIC, RICHARD. IT'S EITHER THIS OR I FUCKING EVAPORATE." ◤ ↳ IN WHICH- you annoy the fuck out of people wit...

Izuku was put in an orphanage that's all I'm saying.

expect this to be brainrot, this will get slow updates every so often

that's right- horrible writing skills bc this is a JOKE

Biography about shit I feel like writing about Update: I started writing this years ago, and I am very different from how the book starts but you can read as new issues...

ONGOING UPDATES EVERY 2 WEEKS ON HIATUS Naruto was neglected as a child and banished from Konoha at just 5 years old, He wanders around village to village, he makes...

Thomas had a crush on Percy when he came into Griffin rock but hasn't told it to him because he just so scared that Percy would reject him but in reality , Percy had a c...

Now don't get your hopes up! I can't do anything in life, this included! There might be some non countryhuman stuff in here. Things like stories, maybe art, most likely...

After rick gets rejected by morty for his age and being gay he made some modifications to tiny rick making him a girl, rikki. rickxmorty warning

puff x benatar story where puff gets brainwashed by My Chemical Romance and becomes emo. it is up to benatar to save his tortured soul. im kms

Harry tells the order the identity of his boyfriend. Reactions vary. Btw this not not my story and yes it only one chapter cuz the person that made it only made one cha...