dr phil hears about ur affair with shrek
he bursts the door open and says
dr phil: HAVENT U PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE GOD DAMN DOOR??? STAN PANIC AT THE DISCO U UNCULTURED SWINES
yn: wtf were in the middle of sex perv
shrek: yn is mine get away loser!!!
dr phil: throws the letter L at him at puts it on his forehead* loser
shrek: gets big and beefy all of a sudden
u start to get more in love and all of a sudden ur drooling and day dreaming of getting married with him
shrek: GET AWAY FROM MY LOVE
dr phil: IF SHE BREATHES SHE A TH🅾️T
shrek: vine died dude
dr phil: oof
shrek: pulls out minecraft sword* GET AWAY FROM MY MINECRAFT GF
dr phil: oh no this b***ch aint worth it
he yeeted himself out the window and commuted suicide
