Hilarious fanfic moments

Yes

He gets down on one knee
"I love you, soooooooooo much. Will you-"
He started to open the box.
"Marry me?"
He opened the box fully, and out comes a double McCheese Burger and large fries. He knows me so well.
"YESS AHHHH!!!!"
(He's doing it right.)
.........
So, I was looking on tumblr and something came up that really concerned me. It went something like:
I walk I'm to see my boyfriend making me dimmer.
"Hey," I say
"Hey, baby," he said turning around
"I'm a little hungry." I say, smirking a little
"I'm making dinner..." he says and pointed to the stove.
"Not for that," I attacked his lips.
He led me up to the bedroom
"Talk dirty to me!" Harry demanded.
"I'm gonna fart in your face!" I yelled
"Wha-" harry said, but I interrupted him.
"Shut up, I'm in charge." I pinched his nipple.
He just groaned.
"I'm gonna shit in your mouth!" I yelled and sit on his face.
"What the fu-" he stopped talking when he felt something in his mouth.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" He screamed
"YOU JUST SHIT IN MY MOUTH!" He yelled
"You said to talk dirty." I mumble looking some, embarrassed.
then the house blew up, leaving me and him in pieces.
(I was about to die when I first read this. I showed it to all my friends and we almost pee'd our selfs.)
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I also read this:
"I meed to get something from the store." I mumble
"What do you need?" He asks
"Nothing..." I trail off
He just smirks "tampons?"
"Shut up and let me leave."
...
When I get back to the house, harry is waiting for me on the coach watching the new spongebob.
"Don't be long!" He yells as I walk to the bathroom.
"Shut up! If you were a girl, you'd know the difficulties."
"I'm gonna use the bathroom." He mumbles and walks up the stairs
He comes back and walks like his got a stick up his ass... Wait....
"I need to give girls more credit. I do t see how you do this!" He says surprisingly calm.
"Uh..." I don't know what to say
(Yea....)
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Something really weird happened to me yesterday.... My best friend told me that my dad was hot... Like, uh,