A/N so this book has over 1k reads like wow that's the most I've ever gotten thanks. Votes and comments are always nice too, I want to get to know some people ^-^
Wampus - *child crying* "What? Did you fall? Why the fuck are you bleeding oh fuck shit shit shit"
*proceeds to wonder why their child curses*
Pukwudgie - "You can talk to me anytime okay? Do you need a snack? How was school? You can tell me anything dear."
Horned Serpent - "Why do you have a 98% in this class? Do you need help with your math homework? That better not be Wikipedia. Let's go buy you some new clothes."
Thunder Bird - Has an even worse social life than you, never checks your phone and stays out of your room, but they always care. They're the "cool parent" That everyone wishes they had. Bakes a lot. Kinda distant, but always listens to you.
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Ilvermorny Houses As...
RandomI see stuff everywhere about Hogwarts Houses and things like that, and I think that Ilvermorny is so underrated, so go take your test and get ready to be analyzed in this Harry Potter horoscope thing. Cover by @WhenTheFireComes , check out her graph...
