Denis:
Gives you a bandaid and a kiss like a normal human.
Braden:
FREAKS THE FRICK OUT AISHDHDUSIWIWKKED
You: I have a paper cut ;-;
Braden: *visibly stressed* nO MY BBY R U OKAY WE MUST GET U TO A HOSPITAL HDNJSUSDJDO-
You: but its just a p-
Braden, dragging you out the door: sILENCE
Alex:
Puts bandages all over your body like a mummy
You: alex what the frick are you doing
Alex: shush im helping
You: *sigh*
Elijah:
You: *gets paper cut* ow-
Elijah: *sprints into the room* WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO-
Elijah: *gives bandaid and smooches the cut*
Elijah: *sprints out of the room* WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO-
You: ;-;
Sub:
You literally never get paper cuts because Overprotective Man™️ has duct taped pillows to your front and back so you dont get hurt
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so if it wasn't obvious before Elijah was making ambulance noises
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