WARNING THIS IS OFFENSIVE
"Welcome to the UN meeting," said the representative of England.
"I hate UN meetings lol bye," said Trump as he default danced out of the building, followed by Vladimir.
"Do you want to go to McDonald's, Vladdy?" Trump said as he snuggled against Putin. "I love myself so much. Also my daughter, she's so hot. You're also hot."
"сыр заводит меня" replied Vladimir as he blushed.
{{OH MY GOD I HATE MYSELF FOR WRITING THIS BUT I LOVE THIS IDEA OF A FANFICTION}}
"What does that mean, Vladimir?"
"It means you make me very happy. Although I have to ask, are you still mourning that stinky poopoo Korean?" Putin inquired as he breakdanced.
Trump scoffed and indulged on wood, thinking it was a candy bar but not noticing. "of course not-" Trump teared up when he thought of Kim. "he was so innocent and didn't deserve to die...like Hitler."
"what the fuck Donald."
"Yes"
"k"
"l"
"kill me"
"k"
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Trump x Putin || Presidential Romance
Fanfiction뜨거운 Donald J Trump, devastated from Kim Jong Un's supposed disappearance, finds comfort in the arms of Putin. Little did he know, there was quite a bit more going on. 날 죽여줘
