The snakes problems

chapter1

My AU! Aka Deceit is more modern looking and his name is Deccons

Deceits P.O.V

Remy went to get Starbucks (now I want Starbucks Jesus thanks Remy!) "you can come in Virgil" he walks in and sits next to me on the bed I was just sitting there on my phone "what are you doing?" "Hm oh I'm trying to see if Remus go what he deserved" "well did he?!" "Let me finish reading this Jesus" I then finish reading and it says 'man arrested for kill his own child Jinx age 9 female and husband ran away and unfound' "ya he was arrested so we don't need to worry about him V." "Knock knock Bitches!" Its of course Remy saying he is home "we are in the bedroom reading Remy!" "Ok gurl well I brought Starbucks" he walks in with 3cups of pumpkin spice each saying our names and on mine instead of Deceit he put Danny btw that's just Remy still trying to guess my name "Danny isn't my name either Rem" "dang it I really thought I had it that time!" He gives me a kiss then hands me the cup and he sits next to me and puts his head on my shoulder he must be reading what it says on my phone I was reading a fanfiction about Patton and Logan it called the assistant (that's a real fan fiction its amazing read it!) "Wow you do realize that Patton said he was writing a fanfiction on his life before he was dating Logan" "I know this is the fanfiction its really good" (like I said read it its amazing!) I look over at Virg and he has in earbuds and I steal one of his earbuds so I can see what he's listening he was listening to first burn in the Hamilton musical he snatched it back "I like that song" I cooed he then looked at me with a confused face "I thought you only liked jazz" "and I only thought you liked disney villain songs" he blushed he must have been thinking of Roman "what's wrong cat prince on your mind~ heh heh" "shut up snake if you wanna listen to the musical ok here" he handed me the earbud the song had changed to beautiful by the heathers wow he really loves musicals after the song is over I take my phone back from Remy "hey how about we get dares from people on a live stream on TikTok?" "Sure" "why not" I start the live stream and people start pouring in the stream...

I dare Deceit to kiss V!

I dare you all to say your crushes!

I dare you all to read a fanfiction of you all!

I dare you all to let each other do each others makeup!

Stream Ended

"That was more than expected well let's not do that!" We just decided to finish reading the fanfiction from the dare after we finished reading it we just decided to watch Steve universe after the movie was over we just fell asleep Virgil began to sing he thought that I was entirely asleep i was half asleep and he was singing a lullaby probably so it could help him sleep because Roman always sings a lullaby to make him fall asleep I transform into Roman and Virgil looks at me "thanks Deceit" I go and let him lay his head in my lap and I sing once apon a dream he starts to drift of to sleep "good night V" I go and cuddle back up with Remy and drift to sleep

Le next morning

"Deceit, Deceit wake up babe" I flutter my eyes open and see my clingy boyfriend "yes?" "Come on it's time for us to go to the zoo remember!" I sat up slowly "ow" "I forgot here" he handed me aspirin and a glass of water that was on the table I swallowed and stood up I was kinda lip "god damn it Remy why did you ride me so hard!" He started to giggle a little bit I just glared then looked away "your mean" I mumbled but he still heard it "I'm sorry baby" "fine it's ok well let's go hand me my hat" he handed me my hat I put it on and snapped to change "time to leave let's go but Starbucks first ok?" "Ok Deceit I'm good with that" we walk out and Virgil is sitting on the couch playing on his phone "come on V. we are going to get Starbucks" "k coming" we get in my car because it has tented windows and I'm not sapsto be seen and besides I look different than my missing poster I cover my scales with how long my hair is so people don't know who I am and I go by Dan as a fake name so Remy keeps guessing around that name but my name is really Deccons its unique I know "we are here what do you want?" "Anything not straight because today is pride day" OMG I FORGOT THAT WAS TODAY! "3 pride frappuccinos... hey boys can we go back to the house before we go to the zoo?" "Why?" Remy used his sexy low voice that always persuaded me and also did I mention he put his hand on my thigh "R-Remy stop we are in public" I pushed his hand off me but I didn't know the lady at the window was even there I stared wide eyed and blood red blush Virgil bursts out laughing "awwww that's cute have a good day sir here are your drinks" I took the drinks "HA GAYYYYYY!" "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP V I WILL MAKE YOU!" I threatened and we went home Roman had his bright red mustang and he was pulled in the parking spot "hey" he had on a rainbow sash he didn't realize it was me "hey babe this is Danny but we call him Dan he is Remys boyfriend" "sup gurl" for some reason I was jelly of Roman not for having V I was jealous of him talking to Remy I walk over and shake his hand "nice to meet ya princy hey I gotta question you might be able to answer" "um yes?" "I have heard my bro went missing my bro Deccons have you got any details of were he was last saw?" "Deccons? Who is Deccons?" "Oh right he had all his friends call his Deceit now were was he last seen?" "Deceits name was Deccons?!" "Hey answer my question princy!" "Oh sorry he was last seen at the California hospital were he saw his youngest daughters..." "don't say anything else about Jinx Remy already told me I already miss her to think about her is worse..."

Let's slither to the next one (pun game starts now)

Word count: 1,200