A Bunch of Cautionary Tales [The Heathers VS. The Plastics AU]

Vodka Gets You Drunk You Idiot

~Firedeath45 Well then, your wish is my command-
~Contains some swearing

Veronica: SheriffRonnie
Heather Mcnamara: Hufflepuff Heather
Heather Duke: Elphaba
Heather Chandler: Heater Candle
JD: DiboTheGiftDragon™
Janis: PicassoLikesPizza

7:05 PM

PicassoLikesPizza: JD
PicassoLikesPizza: JD HELP

DiboTheGiftDragon™: what Janis

PicassoLikesPizza: I may or may not have invited Veronica over to hang out
PicassoLikesPizza: and the Heathers may or may not have also come uninvited
PicassoLikesPizza: and Heather Chandler may or may not have brought 5 bottles of vodka

Elphaba: JD GET OVER HERE AND DEAL WITH YOUR DRUNK GIRLFRIEND

SheriffRonnie:  SHUT UP HEATHER I AIN'T DRUNK UR DRUNK
SheriffRonnie: I ONLY DRANK VODKA

Elphaba: VODKA GETS YOU DRUNK YOU IDIOT

Heater Candle: YALL STOP USING ALL CAPS

Elphaba: DONT BE A HYPOCRITE HEATHER

Heater Candle: SHUT UP HEATHER

Elphaba: U SHUT UP

Heater Candle: NO U

PicassoLikesPizza: ._.

SheriffRonnie added Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, Karen Smith, and Cady Heron

DiboTheGiftDragon™: Veronica this was supposed to be just the Heathers + you, me and Janis

SheriffRonnie: Bish you cant tell me what to do
SheriffRonnie: also luv u JD ❤️❤️❤️

Elphaba: what the actual fuck

DiboTheGiftDragon™: who gave you the right to judge us Shrek?

PicassoLikesPizza: LMAO

Regina: what the frick is this place

Heater Candle: my candy store bitch

SheriffRonnie: WELCOME TO HELL
SheriffRonnie: ENJOY YOUR STAY

Hufflepuff Heather: JD what's taking you so long?

DiboTheGiftDragon™: I didn't know where Janis's apartment was
DiboTheGiftDragon™: also how are you not drunk Heather

Hufflepuff Heather: Simple. I didn't drink

PicassoLikesPizza: you're too late they just left
PicassoLikesPizza: Chandler drove her and Duke to a 7-11 to buy corn nuts

DiboTheGiftDragon™: fuck

Cady: um... Can you guys not swear so much? My parents check my phone every now and then and they might see this

Elphaba: fuck you

Heater Candle: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw I don't give a shit about what your parents say

SheriffRonnie: fuck fuck fuckity fucc

PicassoLikesPizza removed Cady from the group

PicassoLikesPizza: No Cady, no problem

DiboTheGiftDragon™: RONNIE THERE ARE AROUND 15 7-11S IN SHERWOOD WHERE ARE YOU

Gretchen: why am I here again?

Karen: 🤔🐒

PicassoLikesPizza removed Regina, Gretchen, and Karen from the group

PicassoLikesPizza: Im done with this shit

Elphaba: SCREEEEEE

~If you guys have any requests/suggestions please comment them! I'll write them when I have time to kill :)
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Some Chibi Heathers Art!