The time frame for this chapter was definitely before 'Well That's New'. Enjoy!
Havel's POV
Natasha, Tony, Pietro and I were just laughing and sitting around the table. We were telling stories to Pietro which he missed.
Pietro: "HAHAHHAHAHAHA, Clint did that?"
Natasha: "Yeah he did."
Natasha smiled and brought a bottle of beer to her lips. Tony smirked and downed another cup of whiskey.
Me: "Watching Tony drink whiskey will forever remind of the time where he made drunk jokes."
Natasha: "Do tell."
Everyone listened intently as I began.
Me: "God knows why we were drinking-"
Pietro: "Probably one of Tony's nights."
Me: "True. He got so drunk when he looked at me, these were his exacts words."
Flashback...
Me: "Tony, how much have you drunk?"
Tony: *giggles* Hazel... wait your name is Hazel right?"
Me: "Yes Tony...."
Tony: "And you are a witch right? "*giggles*
Me: "Yes? *Unsure where this is going...*
Tony: "Then why are you not in a bottle?!??!
Me: *Looks at him confused* *Slowly gets it* "Tony!"
Present time...
Natasha,Tony and Pietro laugh as they got the joke.
Tony: "Wow, even when I am drunk, I am funny."
Me: "Correction, when you are drunk, you are lamer."
Pietro: "BURN!!!"
Hi guys, not sure how many of you understood that joke. (Unless you are lame like me) so let me explain. Witch Hazel is a type of cleansing agent.
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That's basically it. I got the idea when I saw the bottle in front of me. Pretty lame though. Hoped y'all enjoyed it!
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