My Isekai Life is Seriously Messed Up

Rejection - Loop Of Rejection

"You get to choose only 1 wish and quickly choose it otherwise I would just reincarnate you in another world without any cheat. I wouldn't give a damn even if you die in your first day"

Oh Shit! I can't take a risk , without cheat I don't how I am gonna survive if it easy world then I can compromise but It is better to be cautious Dont want to be born in some messed up world without any life preservation skill. Derailed once again can't waste more time. wait why am I feeling that I have gone through this before? well forget it let's focus on my wishes

"For my wish I want a system with Status, Shop , Quests , Map and Inventory"

Good job, Myself. I have no idea in what kind of world would I reincarnate in so the best choice is system. It will cover all my bases. I just have complete quests and gain rewards. At first it will be hard but I can become an OP character easily. Heck, I have even seen characters who with the help of system were able to compete with gods also. I know most people thinks that it is too cliched and I will become too depended on it but who cares, my life is more important. Don't know what kind of adversity I will face in my new life better safe then sorry. With System, I could even buy stuffs also. Easy Peasy, after all I came from era where online shopping is the basic norm and what could be more better than products which have magical effects.

Hehe , Now just need good environment and I will become OP easily.

"Rejected!" God answered with a solemn expression.

Wait what he just rejected it so easily but why? everyone gets the system. but why not me?

"That's why I hate weebs, You already know why I rejected you. First of all System is as you have said is too much OP. Why would I give a power to someone who could use it destroy the power balance of the current world. Second, as you have said system could make you an existence who could compete with god. Now think about it why would I give a mortal a chance to rival us, The Gods. I think you got the idea so choose other wish"

Damnit I can't disagree with any of it. Why the gods in anime are so easygoing . But the line chance to rival us, the gods sounded so cool.

Anyway, if system is off-limits then

"Give me Gamer ability then"

"Also, Rejected! Recovery of Health and fatigue by sleeping will suck too much life-force of yours which means as much sleep as much your life-span will be depleted"

Oh wow, This god is kind even though he is the pain in the ass. He is even pointing the disadvantages of my choices. Then let's try everything

"Return by death"

"Rejected! Too much mental trauma"

"Goddess as a party member"

"Rejected! Useless"

"Evolving Shield"

"Rejected! Encounter with b*tch"

"Maxed out Gamer Account"

"Rejected! Bones only"

"Great Sage skill"

"Rejected! Genderless slime body"

"Esper Ability, Absorption"

"Rejected! Born as a mob monster"

Damn! Old man you are formidable but I am going to back down. Haha, After many years of my Shut-in hikkomori life after the the accident I watched and read tons of anime and mangas. So, I know so many cheat skills that I am pretty sure at some point the God will falter. Don't look down on me I am pretty knowledgeable about useless stuff afterall.