Elsa: ....
Jack: ....
Flynn: you're just not gonna do anything about this.
Elsa: nope.
Jack: AUTHOR LADY WHAT DID YOU DO TO US AND WHY AM I A BUNNY
it is halloween. ha ha halloween. kill. eat. destroy.
Anna: AHHH RAPUNZEL PLEASE STOP SMACKING ME WITH YOUR NECK I SAID I WAS SORRY
Punzie: GIRAFFES ARE MERCILESS YOU PEASANT
Anna: ELSIE SAVE ME
Elsa: sorry Anna this is what you get for stealing my chocolate
Anna: THAT WAS 4 YEARS AGO
Rapunzel: ELSA YOU WILL BE MY GIRAFFE BRIDE
Elsa: wait what.
Flynn: not this again punzie
Rapunzel: SHUT YOUR FACE EUGENE! PASCAL ATTACK
soon. The lizard was attacking the young man
Flynn: AHHH
Elsa: punzie I'm not sure this is a good idea
Punzie: sure it is. IM A GIRAFFE.
Jack: what does being a giraffe have to do-
Punzie: I AM A GIRAFFE SHUT UP!
The Giraffe Queen was now smacking Jack with her neck.
Elsa: Um punz I think that's enough
Punzie: ELS HE INSULTED THE GIRAFFE QUEEN
Elsa: alright alright
Jack: YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME?!
Punzie: Elsie let's go get some babies
Jack and Elsa: WAIT WHAT
The giraffe Queen grabbed Elsa's hand and dragged her away.
Elsa: umm punz are you sure this is-
Punzie: That took a while! I'll go ask that guy to get us a baby.
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Punzie: Um sir
Worker guy: why are you in a giraffe- nevermind. What do you need help with.
Punzie: I'm here to get a baby.
Worker guy: um ma'am.
Punz: yes.
Worker guy: This is a cabbage farm
Moments later.
Punzie: so you're telling me that babies don't come from cabbages.
Jack: how did you not know this
Elsa: she spent her entire life in a tower, Ice Brain
Punzie: if babies don't come from cabbages....then where do babies come from.
there was an eerie moment of silence.
Pitch: pomegranates
Rapunzel: WHAT?! MY LIFE IS A LIE.
(Conversation between Jack and Elsa)
Jack: I'm gonna tell er'
Elsa: don't you dare
Jack: she has to know
Elsa: but then she'll make me-
Jack: NEVERMIND!
(Back to whatever you call it)
Punzie: so how does it work
Pitch: when you plant a pomegranate seed in the ground after you've put it in your mouth, it'll grow into a giant plant. And inside that plant as a baby
Rapunzel: that makes sense
Anna: I thought you bought babies from the hospital. With like money
Punzie: that makes sense too
Rapunzel: HEY EUGENE
Eugene/Flynn: what
Rapunzel: how are babies made.
Eugene: W-WHAT?!
Punzie: how. Are. Babies. Made.
Eugene: I-UH RAPUNZEL I DONT THINK WE- I DONT KNOW ABOUT. PASCAL HELP
Pascal: *lizarding*
Eugene: GOTTA GO BYE
And the goateed man ran off.
Punzie: my mother-I mean gothel would tell me I came from a cabbage farm and that she picked me herself. I mean she was evil but it made sense somehow.
Elsa: how does that make sense
Punzie: idk man
Anna: mitochondria
Jack: what.
Anna: I was feelin a bit left out and that was kinda my backup plan
Jack: your backup
Anna: yup
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Out Of The Shadows (Jelsa)
Fanfictioni wrote this when i was 12-13 and ive changed a lot since then. mostly, i dont like or support this ship anymore. also i like women now. i wont be continuing it but i do appreciate the continued support a lot of you have given it. Elsa is one of the...
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