Em:
how's the boy toy
Pres:
he's still living
oh fun
and asleep with his head
on my boob
lol I'd let Chris Evans
grab my left boob
omfg lol
I've been told about the
boob grab
by the boy toy?
no the boy toy's bff
cocoa pebbles
deadass I've been texting evans
oooooooo spicy
get that America's ass
Jesus chill.
dude
It's hilarious to grab a
dude's ass. Seb doesn't
have a clue on what to
do. He gets so fucking
flustered it's adorable
but it also shows
dominance
you fucking psycho
you're so gonna be a
cougar
I prefer to be a sugar daddy
omfg the boy toy has a
lot on his hands with you
rawr
omg
wat have u been texting
kris about?
it's fucking Chris, Presley
we've talked about our anxieties.
He's just a big softie
that's sweet
how long have u been
talking wit kris?
imma gonna stab u wit a fuckin'
k-nife if u don't shape up ur
spelling like norms human beings
omfg
AGGRESSIVE
anyways, I've been texting with
home boy like 4 or more months
ago
Oh so around the time I
tried to kill myself?
Presley I'm gonna stab u but yes
besides we said our ily over insta
before you and your boy toy
you know he's older than me?
so is Chris. He's legit 36 whilst
I'm 27 but I'll eat that fucking
Dorito and climb him
omfg what if he tastes like
Doritos?!
well I'll find out and tell you
omfg I can't wait
I gtg my piece of meat is
waking up
lol I'll text ya later
bye
bye
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Puppy Dog Love
FanfictionIn which Sebastian Stan figures out that he's in love with his wrong number girl. A/N: Recently updated as of 9/1/2020 Second book to Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.
