Chapter 7 - Twenty Years Jail Time

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"What day is resluts day?"

"When you're dummy thicc and your pants can't contain your ass."

"Fuck doing it later; I'm doing it now."

"Sssssssick."

"Do you know, rice is one of those foods where you put it in your mouth and you say 'well I guess I'd better get another mouthful of rice.'"

"That pencil is like a bar of uranium."

"It takes like flive shleconds."

"We should put this up by the window so people are just being watched by a monkey."

"When life gives you pickles you make picklaide."

"Tough talk coming from an anthro monkey."

"Send it to him as a damn text message you bitch!"

"I'm glad that I don't use facebook often because I'm getting to the point where, in like two years, people will start messaging me saying 'HEY! DO YOU WANNA PROMOTE HERBALIFE?!' and honestly I'd just rather dip my cock in Flex Seal.'

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"At the end of the day I did cum. All over the floor."

"His hair used to be fringe and now it's just...

...cringe."

Me: "You think you're fucking funny, don't you?"

Nick: "Yes, actually. I think I'm very funny."