50 Crazy Kids!

A Calm Introduction

America couldn't believe how much trouble his kids had caused while he was away. Many board games and along with there pieces were in shambles, it looked like a war zone. He could also hear loud music coming from the other room.

"How the hell did this happen?! Didn't I tell Delaware to watch everyone?!" He said to himself.

Avoiding stepping on little figurines, puzzle pieces, cards, darts, he made his way over to the door and heard some of his kids. "Oh no! What's going to happen to Anna!" Hawaii exclaimed, worried for the fictional character.

"It's okay! She has to be okay! Right?!" Alaska said, clearly worried. Opening the door America saw around 10 of his youngest together Hawaii, Alaska, Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Utah, Wyoming, Idaho, Washington, and Montana. All ten of them were snuggling up with each other, one big blanket over all of them. The curtains were covering the windows slightly, just barely did the sun peak through onto the sides of the room. 'Frozen' was playing and the kids all looked very engrossed in the movie, as he had gotten a early copy of the movie just for them.

Deciding not to interrupt them Alfred walks out, his children were so cute sometimes, he couldn't believe they were his sometimes. Walking out to a different hallway he heard very loud noise coming from a few doors down.

"Huh?" America walked into the room to see the 13 colonies all playing Just Dance, some just singing along to the music. Almost immediately Georgia ran over to him and hugged him.

"Welcome home, Daddy!" She exclaimed happily. She was always excited to see her father, she was the fourth youngest of the 13. She would always have some type of food or movie she made and give it to him, she was always such a cute girl.

"Lookie everyone! Daddy is back from his trip from that Frog Country!" Georgia called to the 12 others. New York and New Jersey smiled and walked over to their dad, welcoming him back home from his trip. Delaware and Pennsylvania also walked over to greet him but a little argument ensued between the two. Yep, America thought this day was going a bit to smoothly.

"You barely make any money, dumbass!" Pennsylvania argued with her elder brother.

"Well at least I'm not such a money spender that I have to ask my brothers and sisters for help to pay for stuff!" Delaware argued back with.

"Guys, I just got back, come on.." Alfred whimpered, he didn't exactly to deal with his eldest children. Delaware was quite small for his age, most humans would think him to be a five year old. Though, he never understood how they thought that, he dressed much like a grown-up.

"Hey, guys can you all clean up the living room? I need to find the others. Oh! Don't bother the ten youngest, they are watching Frozen in the movie room." Alfred told them.

A few yes replied while a few others groaned, "Hey Daddy? Can I start cookin' dinner? Me and Georgia can handle it!" Virginia asked.

"Alright but keep and eye on Georgia, make sure she doesn't burn herself on accident."

"Okay, thank you Daddy!" Virginia ran back over to Georgia and grabbed her hand, dragging her towards the kitchen. He was so thankful that he didn't have to cook, these kids were always one step ahead of him.

Now, he just had to worry about the middle children, they were the chaos makers. Texas, California and Florida were masters at causing trouble but when you put New York, California, Florida, Texas, Georgia, Wisconsin, and North and South Carolina all together? You have yourself a category five hurricane on your hands, no one can stop them besides Alfred but that's only when he's had enough.

Walking through seven other rooms, America assume that they weren't on the first floor of the house. Heading up the stair case, Alfred began to hear screaming. Immediately his fatherly instincts took over, running towards the screams he burst through the door.

"ARE YOU OKAY?! ARE YOU HURT?!" America shouted, Florida was dancing on his bed, North and South Carolina were in the middle of an argument, and California and Texas were screaming in pain on the floor with two large bumps on there heads.

Everyone had stopped what they were doing to look at their Dad, "We are okay." they all said in unison.

"What's wrong Papa?" North and South asked, with worried tones.

"I- Tex, Cali, what happened?" America walked over to his two children who were on the ground in pain. Squatting down next to them he sat them up, and rubbed their backs.

"Howdy Pa, sorry for makin' you worry.." Texas said, "We accidentally hit each other in the heads with our water guns.." California said ashamedly, if America was honest, he would have thought worse had happened.

Sighing Alfred helped his two children up, "Okay, here's what going on. I need you guys to find your brothers and sisters around the house and tell them to go watch Frozen with the youngest In the movie room. If you're going to make noise then go sit in the living room, okay?" America told them.

"Okay Dad!" Was said throughout the room. Alright, now that they were distracted, he was going to get some work done.