The PM Art Harem: THE OFFICIAL NOVEL

Chapter 1

Afro sighed to himself, unknowing to what the future was going to hold for him, and honestly not very optimistic about it either.

He had a choice, he knew that. But all of them fucking sucked. Sucked harder than he ever sucked. And he sucks hard (but, luckily, not as hard as they blew).

And everyone in the PM Art Harem are counting on him. What should he do?

Afro had made his choice, finally.

On Friday, he shall finally break the news to the faithful and loveable harem he's grown to adore. He knows Aidan would be most excited.

That week had quickly come and gone, much to Afro's satisfaction, as he walked into the Doki Doki classroom, to see all his FWBs. Who waited patiently with intense anticipation.

"Hello, my fuckers," Afro started kindly. Smiling as he pushed up his glasses as everyone beamed at him adoringly.

"So," Aidan gave a seductive lopsided grin at his friend. Kerm hacked a lung out at that. "Have you made your decision?"

"Yes, my beautiful son of a gun," Afro cooed. What he was going to say was going to blow their mind. "I decided....

No."

Afro watched silently as all his friends suddenly had shocked faces as they stared at him with surprise.

"Woah," Kerm coughed. No one took notice to the thick dark red blood that splattered on the table. "I seriously thought you'd say yes, you slut. It would have made great smut to read on Wattpad."

Maine shuttered to themself, but nodded.

Ben, late as always, waltz into the room. Everyone lightly glared at him as he smirked and said, "What'd I miss my little musical bitches?"

"You're late," Romy pouted.

"I'm sorry, Benny." Afro bit his lip nervously as he casted a shy smile at his friend/erotic gay lover. "I've declined all your offers. I realized I had a bigger love I needed to be loyal to."

Emster raised her eyebrows and blinked sleepily as she mumbled, "Who the fuck--"

"Be opened minded~!" Maky muttered to her, she nodded.

"Right, right." She corrected herself. "Who or what the fuck is your bigger love?"

"Come on in, babe," Afro grinned as he called out to the figure in the hallways. Inside, however, Elijah was trembling with fear and hope of being accepted. He loved his friends, and hope after this everyone would still see him the same way: One Gay Twink.

A white and pink fox trotted into the room as all the shippers squealed in excitement. A red, shiny, bow wrapped around the handsome doggo as he wrapped a paw around Afro and kissed the top of his afro. "Hey, sweetie~"

"Huuuuunnnn!" Afro whined, "at least be in your hooman form!"

Funtime Foxy rolled his eyes but complied with his lover as a pink poof consumed him and a hot anime twink replaced him.

"Holy fucking shit." Aidan muttered as Emster leaned closer and took a picture of the two, ready to post it to her Tumblr. This was going to be huge.
"My love, I didn't know you were a furry."

"I'm even better than that, aidankins." Afro said, waving off Funtime Foxy's minor jealous snarl. "I'm a Republican."

"Eli, I wholeheartedly support your decision!" Maine grinned, clasping their hands together in excitement. "In fact, I wanted to tell you about my kinky boynefriend, Sans!"

Sans, the Bone Man, appeared next to Maine and Kerm (Who was drawing Afruntime Afroxy with the blood she coughed up on the table) and held up a peace sign with his boney fingers, "Sup."

"What the peepee is going onnnnnn?!" Romy groaned into her hands, quietly praying this was all just a cringy fanfiction.

"Well, Eliza," Emster turned off her phone and dropped it in the sink, patting Romy on the shoulder with sympathy, but the girl merely shrugged her hand off. "I think this were we can end the meeting! But before you two lovebirds leave," she leaned under the table and grabbed a tightly duct taped cardboard box and threw it on the table. "Anyone have a knife?"

Kerm pulled a knife out of her throat and threw it at Emster.

"Thanks, my daughter!" Emster smiled at Kerm and tore the box up into little pieces.

An adorable French Bulldog puppy plopped out.

"For you! A gift!" Emster cheered.

"Wow that's kinda cu--" Ben glanced up to see Kerm and Maine staring at him intently, as if daring him to continue. "I mean, that's cool I guess..."

"A bulldog!" Afro grinned, quoting that one random vine with the kid and the avocado as he took the puppy and placed it in Funtime Foxy's arms. "Thanks!"

Funtime Foxy raised an eyebrow at the dog, before placing it in Maine's arms, who gushed at its adorableness.

"Where the fuck am I in this??" Aidan yelled in anger. But no one heed him any attention. He sighed an anime pout and gloomed in the corner.

"Anyways, to recap my lovers." Elijah grinned. "Aydian has officially changed his name to Aidan. I have a fucking gorgeous boyfriend who- spoilers uwu- dies later. I have a new puppy. Jaelin is still dying. Maine has a bone daddy. And I'm gonna get fucked tonight!"

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But, in the shadows of the classroom, Aidan glared at his obliviously happy group. And glared even harder at the happy couple.

His beautiful Elijah was supposed to be his.

And now this furry took it away from him.

But not for long...

[To be Continued...]