The 52 Problems Of America [Completed]

Meet The States Pt. 2

The Next Day
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"¡¿Dónde diablos están?!" Travis says angrily.

"I don't know!" Diana says.

"Tex, they're probably just running late. It'll be fine." Wyatt says happily.

"You just hate meeting new people..."

"Seriously, it'll be fine. Lighten up, Tex, you worry to much." Haiku says sleepily.

"Haiku, it's been THREE HOURS!" Tex says angrily.

As if on cue, someone knocked on the door.

"See, Tex, they're here. You should stop worrying so much." Haiku says.

"Since I don't want to see you right now, I'll get the door." Tex says.

Travis then walks to the door, welcoming the 9 countries.

******Time Skip To Upstairs******

"Okay, let's get this over with. I'm Felix, the state of Floridia, nice to-" There was then pounding on the door.

"Huh, they're here already. Camelia, the money." Felix asks.

"Maldito imbécil, siempre me pide dinero." Camelia mutters while giving him a duffle bag full of money (give me money too).

"Thanks, now adiós."

"Damn it Felix...." Diana mutters as well.

"Vhat just-" Germany started.

"I'm Travis. The state of Texas, or whatever."

"You sound like Cali." Isabella says jokingly.

"Hey!" They both say.

"Well, I'm the state of Iowa. Or Isabella."

"Wisconsin or William. Nice to meet you."

"Call me Camelia, because California is a mouth full."

"I'm the personification of Minnesota. People mainly call me Michael."

"Hello, I'm Owen. The state of Oregon."

"I'm Kansas. Most sane people call me Kayla."

"West Virgina. But I beg of you to call me Walter!"

"I'm the BEST state, the state of Nevada! Or Nicole."

"How much time do you spend with Penny?" Nathan asks in a whisper.

"What did you say?" Nicole asks.

"Nothing. Well, I'm Nathan. The state of Nebraska."

"Colorado. Cathleen. Pick which one you want to call me."

"I'm North Dakota. Or Dayton."

"And I'm South Dakota. Or Danielle."

"I'm Montana. Everyone calls me Miles."

"Wade, the state of Washington..."

"Be more excited." Iris says.

"Don't tell me how to introduce myself, you potato fuc-"

"Well I'm Iris. The state of Idaho. And if Wade doesn't shut the hell up, there will only be 49 states left."

"Both of you, shut the hell up, and if you don't, I'll make sure, that there is only 48 states left." Diana says in a whisper.

"Y-yes ma'am!" They both say.

"W-well I'm Wyatt. T-the state of Wyoming."

"I'm Urene. The state of Utah. Just call me Utah, if you value your life."

"Oklahoma. Mouth full of a state name though, so call me Oscar."

"Naomi. Or the state of New Mexico."

"Okay, I'm Ari, the state of Arizona."

"Aaron, the state of the Mother Alaska." (Sorry to anyone who's from Alaska.)

"I'm Haiku. The state of Hawaii."

"Thank God, we can finally get this over with. I'm Willow, the upper peninsula of Michigan."

"And finally, I'm Washington D.C, or Diana."

"Adios perras!" Wyoming says, as he pushes the countries down the stairs (How? I have no fruking idea).

(Downstairs)

Felix walks through the door, dumbfounded, mainly because 9 countries were on the floor.

"¡¿Qué diablos está pasando?!" Felix asks.

"Vyatt pushed us down..." Prussia says while helping Canada up (mY SHIP-).

"Well, are you-" Felix gets cut off by the sound of gunshots.

"Stop it, potato fuc-" Wade yells.

"At least I'm not in the shadow of Diana!" Iris yells back.

"You did not just go there!"

"I think I did!"

"I'm going to watch that fight, so have a nice day." Felix says.

The 9 countries then just left, because what were they able to about the fight?

Cliffhanger
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A another cliffhanger, aren't I just the nicest?

Anyway, have a great day and evening!

Thank you for reading this dumb and cringe worthy fanfic so far.

Adiós Bellas!
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Cuss words/Words in other languages:

¡¿Qué diablos está pasando?! = What the hell is going on?!

Adios perras! = Bye b**ches!

Maldito imbécil, siempre me pide dinero. = Damned a**hole, always asks me for money.

¡¿Dónde diablos están?! = Where the hell are they?!