why are you so thick

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Starboi
WAIT A MINUTE

What

Starboi
WHATS YPUR SURNAME AGAIN

Read the above messages???

Starboi
LUPIN. HOLY SHIT


Oh god what is it. Oh damn whereabouts in London do you live???

Starboi
THATS PERSONAL INFORMATION AND ALSO

Starboi
THERES A BOOKSHOP NEAR ME U WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED

Oh damn it.

Starboi
LUPIN & SON

Starboi
DO YOU HAVE A SON

How are you actually this thick.

Starboi
U saying I'm thicc?

Oh shut up shortie

Starboi
PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP MY HEIGHT U KNOW IM INSECURE ABOUT THAT.

It's fine, your face makes up for it.

Starboi
Oh does it now ;))WAIT UR GAY TOO???!

You are actually so thick. I'm bisexual.

Starboi
SO MY WINKY FACES ARE WORTH SOMETHING???!!

Ahah no. 😊

Starboi
Rood. So mean. Ur such a bully omg. I'm coming to your bookshop.

nO

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