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mooorrrning

11:59am

Starboi
Mooorrrrrrrrrning

Moonboi?

Ok ok ok I'm sorry for drunk texting u last night... oh shit

None of what I said was true

Well duh, you were drunk and we don't know each other lol.

Starboi
Well maybe we should get 2 know each other better. Twenty questions???

I hate that game.

Starboi
Ten questions?

Nearly there.

Starboi
Five questions?

Eh sure. You can start.

Starboi
Ok, sooo *flicks hair* u single?

Right in there with that aren't you.

Starboi
Indeed I am ;) so answer the question........

No I have a girlfriend

Starboi
Righty-o what's her name and is it serious?

U sound like my dad lol, her name is Lily, and why do you need to know if it's serious?

Starboi
Well that's your first question and I need to know bc I'm curious.

Not good enough.

Starboi
Oof the sass. I'm sh00k

Ok next question.. What is your favourite music to listen to?

Starboi
P!atd, fallout boy, mcr...

Right, you are one of those people.

Starboi
But also Taylor swift and Katy Perry. It varies depending on the moon cycle

Sure it does.

Starboi
What about u?

Pretty much anything lol, except rap music. My roommate plays Taylor Swift all the time so it's sort of grown on me. I like all music overall.

Lmao

Remus put down his phone, wondering to himself why in the name of Merlin did he say Lily was his girlfriend?? Stupid stupid stupid...

So he did what he always did in bad situations and texted Lily, who was in her bedroom in the very next room.

Um Lils I did something stupid lmao...

Lily Flower
This better be good x

It is. So I'm currently texting this guy..

Lily Flower
OMG REMUS JOHN LUPIN ARE YOU ON GRINDR

What??? No! It started off when he had a wrong number and we've just been talking for a couple of days and I may have accidentally told him that you are my girlfriend..

Lily Flower
Oo la la ok you wish sunshine xx 😘

Lily I'm serious

Lily Flower
You need to calm down, (lol,) you are making this such a big deal just say that we broke up or something. Or u could be honest?

Haha no

Lily Flower
Haha yEs anywaysssss so why did use even tell him that? Do u like himmmm? What's his name?

His name is Sirius. I literally have no idea who he is, he could be a murderer or something but I literally told him my real name and age too.....

Lily Flower
C A L M   D O W N seems legit tbh

Of course it does. Lily what do I do?

Lily Flower
Idk lol tell him we broke up and does he have any hot friends? This guy at starbucks won't leave me aloneee

12:00pm

Hi again so me and Lily broke up

Starboi
Wow ok why

I.... broke the dishwasher. She's my roommate now. We're just friends

Starboi
Omfg im dying of laughter rn ur awful at lying. She never was ur gf was she?

My life is over

Starboi
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