12:55pm
Starboi
Hey, I just woke up ;))Really? I'm at work selling this little old lady who looks like Miss Marple, Miss Marple books. I love my job.
Starboi
Aha yeah you go have fun at your fun little nerdy bookshop I'm over here selling pumpkin spice lattes to straight white girls seven hours a dayR.I.P
Starboi
What's ur surname btwLupin
Starboi
Wait a minuteHere it comes...
Starboi
Your first name is remus. One of the wolf children from roman mythologyStarboi
Your surname liTERALLY MEANS FULL MOONStarboi
YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY WOLFIE MCWEREWOLF THE THIRDWhat happened to the first two
Starboi
...that's a story for another day. AnywAys back to your frickin weird wolf name.My mother's maiden name is Howell if you want to know
Starboi
WTF MOONY ARE YOU REALUnfortunately yes. Also, Moony?
Starboi
That's your new name on my phoneWhy do I bother putting up with you
Starboi
Look at the photo I sent you ;)...
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionON HOLD FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE remus lupin ◇ sirius black starboi YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY WOLFIE MCWEREWOLF THE THIRD ...what happened to the first two starboi ...that's a story for another day