wolf mcwerewolf III

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12:55pm

Starboi
Hey, I just woke up ;))

Really? I'm at work selling this little old lady who looks like Miss Marple, Miss Marple books. I love my job.

Starboi
Aha yeah you go have fun at your fun little nerdy bookshop I'm over here selling pumpkin spice lattes to straight white girls seven hours a day

R.I.P

Starboi
What's ur surname btw

Lupin

Starboi
Wait a minute

Here it comes...

Starboi
Your first name is remus. One of the wolf children from roman mythology

Starboi
Your surname liTERALLY MEANS FULL MOON

Starboi
YOUR NAME IS LITERALLY WOLFIE MCWEREWOLF THE THIRD

What happened to the first two

Starboi
...that's a story for another day. AnywAys back to your frickin weird wolf name.

My mother's maiden name is Howell if you want to know

Starboi
WTF MOONY ARE YOU REAL

Unfortunately yes. Also, Moony?

Starboi
That's your new name on my phone

Why do I bother putting up with you

Starboi
Look at the photo I sent you ;)

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