Director : Oh my gosh! A brand new story! But what is it about? This isn't like your normal Romeo and Juliet-
Romo : Shush your face director, you're breaking the fourth wall. Now that you've stopped talking, let's just start this all.
It's a beautiful day in the city of Fowlrona and here we meet our "AMAZING" couple, Romo and Julet.
Director : But wait, weren't they dead in the first book?
Romo : Just... stop...
Anyways, back to the topic. Romo and Julet were casually in their nest.
Julet : Romo, I feel.... distant around you sometimes. You FLASH TOO MUCH!
Romo : WHUA? *says Romo while flashing his lights around*
Julet : U BLIDING ROMU!!! STOOOOOPPPPppp!!!!w1wiuezw *spazzes out*
Romo : *sigh* Julet, calm down. I'm just excited! You make me really sick sometimes. I don't know why I loaf chu, I meen, you smell. Liek, reely bad.
I dunno....
Julet : ACKKKk! You're so TERRIBLLLLLL! Whai did we keel oursleves for eech odda? There's no PONIT! I WANNA LIVE BUT YU JUS DROG ME DOWNNNN!!!! WHY RUMU, WHY??????
Romo : Julet, you have so many typos in that long speech of yours.
Julet : SUT UP, DAS HAOW ME SPEK!
Romo : I HAT U JULET! WHY DID U DO DIS TO ME!??? I'D RATHER MARIE MARCO MORE THAN YOU!
Julet : You wouldn't..... I thought YOU WERE STROGHT!!!!!!
Romo : Well not with you! I'd rather marry LEMONMAID more than your STINKY BIRD POO BUTT!
Julet : *gasps* No you wouldn't... she's UGLY!
Lemonmaid : What. Did. You. SAY!!?!?!!?
Julet : Uhm.... Lemonmaid! You're beautiful!
Lemonmaid : *puts down chainsaw* That's better. HMPH!
Julet : *turns back to Romo* Romo, this is not working out. Me is like 15 now and you're like 19! Is this really a good idea? Bean a coople?
Romo : GUESS YOU RITE! I'm leaving you. Goodbye Julet.
Julet : Well... I don't need a man! I can support myself *sniff*!
Romo : *shouts while leaving* GOOD! *grabs ring off of his wong, throws it in the river and slams door*
Julet : Ugh. What a prick.
Lemonmaid : *walks in* Are you okay ma'am?
Julet : I'm fine Lemonmaid, just fine. *glares at photo of Romo*
Lemonmaid, I command you to burn this.
Lemonmaid : *grabs photo* Rite away Julet!
Julet : Then flush it DOWN THE TOLET WHERE HE BELONGGSSSSSSS!!!!!
Lemonmaid : Jeez, I think Romo is pretty HAWT! Heh, get it? Cause I'm gonna burn this?
Julet : ....
Lemonmaid : okey.... I'll shove my head down the toilet...
Lemonmaid : *leaves room*
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Romo & Marco - Sequel to Romo and Julet | WIP
General Fiction"There can't be rainbows without a little bit of rain." --------------------------------------------------- You can call this the se-QUAIL to Romo and Julet. Ha. 3 chickens, solving a mystery about the killing of their Prince. Who did it? Why did t...
