Once there was a potato called Phil. One day he woke up to find he was on a silver plate, covered in a silver dome.
"What???" He said, "Where am I!"
The lid then opened to show a boy with messy blond hair.
"Ohhhhnoooooooo!" He said as the fork came down.
"..." said the fork.
"Arrrggghhhh!" Said Phil.
Then came the knife.
"..." said the knife
"Arrrggghhhh!" Said Phil.
Warning. The next scene contains murder, death, and potato gore.
He was then painfully chopped in half. Potato insides flew everywhere!
"Murder! Bloody Murder!" Yelled Phil with his final breath. And yes. Potatoes do breath. And then he died.
The End!!!!
Hope you guys like it😁😁😁😁
CITEȘTI
Phil the Potato meets his DOOM!!!
AlteleThis is a story about a potato called Phil. Phil is from the book Magnus Chase and therefore belongs to Rick Riordan. I do not own him. Sadly. R.I.P. Phil!!! I love you!!!!!
