twicepinkvelvet & Titanic

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Jack as Lisa and Rose as Jennie

Lisa: Do it, I swear it'll make you feel better *spit her saliva to the ocean* see?

Jennie: No, I don't think it's appropriate for a lady. *giggles*

Lisa: maybe if you try first, you'll see it's funny.

Jennie: I don't think so *giggle forcefully*

Lisa: come on!

Jennie: no really

Lisa: don't be shy *wink*

Jennie: I FUCKING SAID I DON'T WANT TO, SO STOP THIS SHIT! IT'S FUCKING GROSS! I'M A LADY FOR FUCK SAKE.

Lisa:..... ok......

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Jeongyeon: WHO THE FUCK LEAVE A HAND TASK ON MY CAR? DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SPEND MY TIME TO MAKE IT SHINE?

Nayeon: anyone is as shinny as me!

Jenlisa:.....

Jeongyeon: so?

Jennie: *whisper* i just wanted to kill a mosquito....

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Rosé : if all the people here got murdered then the ocean while be red because of their blood. An iceberg while be forming with their blood and the intense coldness. Can we tell that it's a human blood ice cream if we eat it?

Irene: *puke* oh my god....

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When all the people are trying to save their life because the titanic is about to finally flow under the cold water.

Momo: Unnie! Unnie! I'm hungry.

Jihyo: WHAT? CAN'T YOU SEE WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE????

Rose: same!

Lisa: why didn't I though on stealing some food earlier! *facepalm herself*

Irene: Seulgi! You are a bear, you'll let us float on your back so we will be safe.

Wendy: Don't talk nonsense.

Tzuyu: maybe if we wait that everyone is already dead, we can use their body as a float like what Irene Unnie said.

Jihyo: you... psycho...

Jennie: AISSSHHHH i don't want my hair to get wet, LISA DO SOMETHING

Lisa: okay, i'll see...

Jisoo: YOU FUCKING CRAZY PEOPLE!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM WHEN YOU ARE ON THE VERGE OF DYING?????

Dahyun: chill Jisoo unnie, i'll save you all by flying to the sky like an eagle. *proudly smile*

Yeri: And we have Seulgi!

Tzuyu: the water is not even as cold as my heart!

Sana: Tzuyu, i'm cold.

Tzuyu: awww... come here! Let me warm you!

Tzuyu: wait no.

Jennie: LISA THE WATER WILL GET MY HAIR WET

Lisa: I'M TRYING TO FIND A SOLUTION HERE.

Rose: I'M HUNGRYYYYY

Jihyo: if only i can kill myself, i'm so done of you all....

Jisoo: we are still about to die.

Irene: we are inside the water already

Jisoo: *didn't realise* ah yeah, that's true.

Jennie: Lisaaaaa *cries*

Lisa: sorry baby...

Irene: Seulgi is quiet...

Wendy: FOR THE FIRST TIME OF HER LIFE OMG

Irene: no but she is really quiet....

Irene: OMG SHE IS DEAD

Momo: i'm still hungry

Rose: maybe we can eat seulgi!

Seulgi: *suddenly wake up* ewwww...

Nayeon: Jeongyeoniiiieee save me.

Jeongyeon: Tch

Jisoo: ok... I'LL JUST GET MYSELF COLD AND DIE IN PEACE YOU PEACE OF SHIT WHO ISN'T EVEN AFRAID OF DEATH

Tzuyu: life suck anyways

All the people surrouding them:.......

Tzuyu: what the fuck do you want?

Them: *panicking again*

Tzuyu: good.

Jihyo: God help me with these crazy people....

Jisoo: AND DON'T FORGET WE ARE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIG TROUBLE.

Rose: and that we are still hungry

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Part 2 is cominnnnggg

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