Zombie bro

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Joy: I can't believe you bit your girlfriend

Wendy: I can't believe you turned me into a zombie

Lisa: this is kinda cool to be honest, even If I was hit by a truck, I can still move as if nothing happened

Mina:.....

Mina: please don't tell me you jumped infront of a truck

Lisa: what if I did?

Mina removed Chaeyoung from the chat

Mina left the chat

Jihyo: mood

Irene: So is there any solution yet?

Jennie: solution of what?

Irene: Firstly Wendy and the two other zombies then our destroyed dorms. Good thing we have money to stay at the hotels

Jennie: like you said, we have money so the house is no problem but about Wendy....

Jeongyeon: hey, do you eat humans???

Wendy: I don't know I haven't tried

Lisa: ooooooooooooooooohhhh

Nayeon: Lisa, don't even dare to try. We have a special Zombie hunter here

Tzuyu: I was ready for this day

Sana: but we've got another problem????

Jennie: what?

Sana: the virgin we sold?

Jennie: Oh Donaldine??

Jisoo: you know her name????

Jennie: no I just assumed since she is a virgin

Jennie: imagine moaning that name lol.

Jennie: Oh DOnaLdIne~~~

Seulgi: I snorted

Seulgi: you guys are sick

Sana: okay so what about Donaldine

Jennie: the witch apparently just wanted a virgin girl to date because they are the purest and haven't being touched by anyone yet so the witch is... contented.

Jennie: she just want someone pure to date

Wendy: And I am a zombie

Joy: same here

Lisa: This is really cool. I am also stronger

Rosé: I assumed

Rosé: since you just threw our sofa out the window

Rosé: now where am I going to lay?

Jennie: wait....wasn't Jisoo on the Sofa???

Rosé:.......

Lisa:...........

Jihyo: in which floor are you guys at?

Rosé: just above yours

Jeongyeon: so 15th floor uh

Wendy:.....

Wendy: you guys better find another virgin

Jennie: I am tired. Just bite her you three but don't you dare eat her. I swear to god, we will chop your body and throw you to the fucking river

Joy: wow chill! We aren't cannibal

Lisa: Jisoo unnie looks appetizing though

Rosé: Lisa no

Lisa: ehee!!!!

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Jisoo:...........

Jennie: okay so Two of blackpink members are zombies and also two from Rv

Jennie: fucking wonderful

Lisa: Two from bp and two from rv

Lisa: that doesn't sound right

Lisa went offline

Yeri: now what?

Jennie: we wait

Yeri: for the end of the world??

Jennie: We were destined to die in the end so....

Yeri: I want to die like a hero

Yeri: a cool one

Yeri: like if Irene unnie is on the verge of death, I'll save her and sacrifice myself

Yeri: I wish that could be true

Irene: You kinda wish me harm y'know

Yeri: still cool

Jihyo:......

Jihyo: Jennie, you should keep your Zombie on a leash

Jennie: uh?

Jihyo: She just freaking appeared from nowhere and bit Sana and Dahyun

Jennie:.........

Lisa: now it's fair!!!

Jennie:......

Jisoo: lol

Rosé: someone is going to die even tho they are zombiesss

Lisa: ah!! I think it's Joy

Joy: bro

Lisa: what? Bro

Joy: I just saw your girlfriend taking an axe from the keeper's closet

Lisa: she about to kill some zombies!!!!!

Rosé: we were stupid but with your now rotten brain, it became worse

Lisa: LOOK!

Lisa: my pwetty, wittwe girlfriend is here to give me a huge hug because I deserve it!!

Lisa: now I can say even if I am zombie, I am still very lucky to have her as my girlfriend~~~~

Lisa: wait

Lisa: I am a zombie....

Lisa: WAIT!!!!!!! HOLD THE FUCK UP

Wendy: good day in Zombie's paradise bro!!!

Joy: You shall be missed bro!!!

Lisa: YO BRO ZOMBIES!!! HELP ME, WE ARE THE LAST KIND OF OUR SPECIES!!! KEEP ME SAFE

Dahyun: kill her Jennie

Lisa: WOW THE SOLIDARITY!!!

Dahyun: love you bro!!!

Lisa: IF YOU LOVE ME SAVE MEEEE

Sana: didn't you say we were strong??? Prove it, zombie transformer. Now look at me...

Sana: I am ugly

Lisa: I CAN'T FUCKING HIT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Momo: but she is hitting you????

Lisa: it's a top thing. You can't relate

Lisa: ah no, yes you do

Lisa: Heechul duh

Lisa: Anyways

Lisa: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!

Lisa: She is chassing me down the hall

Rosé: WHY ARE YOU STILL CHATTING THEN IDIOT!!!!!

Lisa: Because I like to chatvdlsodbzldkdbejd

Jisoo: okay, Rip Lisa.

Jisoo: one minute of silence please....

Jisoo:......

Jisoo: Moving on

Jisoo: So did anyone find a solution about turning Zombies back to normal???

Rosé:......

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