dry cereal

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02:49am

Unknown number
Yo prongs I made some cereal but I don't have any milk and all the shops are closed I'm coming to yours your rich-ass family better have milk or else

Wrong number my friend. That's tragic though... x

Unknown number
Ikr!! Imagine pouring urself a beautiful bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes only to find that there's no milk!

Yeah... tragic... why are you still texting me? Shouldn't you be messaging 'Prongs' for milk? x

Unknown number

Oh no it's alright. I found a shop round the corner that's still open. Not gonna lie tho, the cashier looked high as a kite and the milk smells weird. Not gone off, just a bit fuckin weird, man

Ok... Are you sure it's safe? x

Unknown number
It tastes alright.

Okay then... x

Unknown number
Anyways. Why r u up at 3am?

I literally have no idea who you are

Unknown number
Neither do I at the best of times.

Changed "Unknown number," to "Dry cereal guy."

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