(fake) phan prompt things

damn.

"god damn it phil! you need to stop building those stupid things!" dan yelled, picking himself up off the ground. "you mean my dams?" "yes your fucking dams!" dan yelled, kicking the piece of wood with his foot and yelping. phil laughed at him. "i made them so that you'll be forced to pay more attention to things. plus, it gives me an excuse to say 'damn' when i trip."