WARNING
This will have sexual things invovled. Please do not read if you are under 13 or if you do not know what sex is. PLEASE!
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.
The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!".
The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."
The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"
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HumorWARNING This will have sexual things invovled. Please do not read if you are under 13 or if you do not know what sex is. PLEASE! Some stuff maybe sexist. I'll put it at the beginning if it is sexist. and please follow
