*ring* ring*
The camp half-blood Main hotline just rung.
Chiron rose and went to answer it, since obviously Mr. D has no plan to answer it.
Chiron: Hello?
Phone: …
Chiron: umm…Is someone there? Helloo?
Phone: Chiron…I…AM…YOUR…FATHER!(Creepy whisper voice)
Chiron: No, you are not. And is this a prank call? Who is this?
Phone:…umm…*crumbling wrappers * Uh..were breaking up…can’t hear you…Bad connection.
Chiron: Are you crumbling wrappers?
Phone: *toot*toot*toot*
Chiron placed the phone back.
Chiron: Darn Gods.
…..........
Poseidon sighed… “Man, he is a tough one to crack.” he threw the wrapper to a nearby trash can.
“That is what you get for prank calling Chiron.” Zeus said.
“why are we even doing this?…Were Gods, for Gods sake!” Athena scolded.
“is that a joke? Come on, Athena, Your turn.” Apollo said.
“I’m not gonna-“ Athena protested. “Coward.” Zeus and Poseidon said at the same time.
“I am most certainly NOT a coward!” She took the phone and dialed…
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*ring*ring*
Annabeth stopped tickling percy and grabbed the phone.
Annabeth: Hello?
Phone: Hello, ma’am, This is a Candy store shop’s recorded message… Someone bought…uh…Blue candy here in a name listed as ‘Annabeth Chase’. I regard you pay quickly. Oh and it costs $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00
Annabeth: WHAT?! Percy what the hell?!
Percy: What?
Phone: What? Percy’s with you?
Annabeth: Uh..yes…I thought this was a recorded message.
Phone: uhh…beep beep beep This is a recorded message beep.
Annabeth: uh-huh, you say so. Let’s continue Percy.
Phone: …
Annabeth: Hey! Not yet! Wait! Not there! hahaha, percy NO!
Phone: What in Hades name is happening there??
Annabeth: sorry , I forgot to disconnect.. Percy, STOOOP~”
*toot*toot*toot*
…..........
Apollo was trying hard not to laugh. “I bet their having fun!” he says.
Athena’s face was red. “uh-uh, your son better behave or I’ll come down there and give him a piece of me!” She turned to Poseidon.
“Oh, so you want to join them?” Poseidon couldn’t stop a smile.
Athena tackled Poseidon and they wrestle on the marble floor.
“it was funny, the way you said ‘beep beep beep’ hahahaha!” Apollo added. Athena glared at him.
“Ok, who’s next?” zeus wiped a tear on his eye.
“Oooh ME! ME!” Apollo says, showing his bright teeth.
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Percy and Friends! : Dumb edition
FanfictionA funny Parody of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Stories of how Demigods and Gods do, when they're not in a quest or in a quest but a dumb and funny version. it depends if it makes you laugh or not.
