It was an ordinary day in New York 1789 until OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LAFA- I mean JEFFERSON CAME BACK FROM FRANCE YAAAAAAAAAAY "yo yo waddup it me 😎😎😎" already, Hamilton could tell he would be a pain in the butt. I mean, he's wearing a fucking pimp outfit.
"Did you bring any crescents from France?" Burr asked
"ITS PRONOUNCED 'CWAHSOH' YOU UNCULTURED S W I N E!!!1! 😡😡😡😡😡"That sent burrger into a deep state of depression
"Json" Hamilham called "why you like this?😑"
"Boi, you just salty cause your boyfriend is dead lol 😂😂😂"oof, to soon,Jeff
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DO NOT BULLY MY CINNAMON ROLL🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬" Anagram turns into an attack helicopter "PREPARE YOUR BUTTHOLE, SHITSTICK😈😈😈😈😈😈💩💩💩💩💩💩💩" just then Macaroni man put his hair in a ponytail "hey stop! c'est moi, Lafayette! 😯😯😨😨😨😨"
"Laf? How did you get here? 🤔🤔🤔"
"That's obviously just Jefferson in a ponytail" Burr said.
Abdomen turns back to his human form, He looks up at the sky and sees Laurens "OHMYGOD ITS MY BF LARENS COME TO ME BB 😍😍😍😍"
"YOUR GAY LOVE INTEREST HAS RETURNED, HURRAY 😘😘😘😘😘" freckles says. The bushy hair man takes his ponytail out "b-but I thought I was your gay love interest ☹️☹️☹️☹️"
"How'd you get here, Thomas🤔🤔🤔🤔"PhiI- mean Laurens asks
"Wtf is happening right now???" Purr said, being the only straight character in the room. Madison conveniently walks into the room "hey, I still exist 😑"
"Oh wait, never mind. I have Macaroni 😋😋😋" Harry kiwi exclaims
"Yay! We're all happy! 😄😄😆😆😆"Hamlin states
"I have so many questions"
"sHAT AP, BURP 😠"Gay turtle said,sending burr into another deep state of depression. And then they all boned each other, meanwhile Eliza burns the house down.
THE END XDDDDDDD
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Historical FictionJeffershit comes back from France and Hamilham is having none of that
