How Dave was really kicked out of Metallica

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Marie Kondo- "Does he spark joy?" *asking about Dave*

James, Lars, and Cliff- "No."

Marie- "Then you know what you got to do?"

James, Lars, and Cliff- *kicks Dave out*

Dave- "LET ME BACK IN THE BAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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