I Don't Know What to Call This

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Okay so my brother is getting married in one month from today. 

Meanwhile, my single ass is getting crushes on musicians old enough to be my dad or even granddad along with fictional characters. 

I really want a date to the wedding

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I really want a date to the wedding. Maybe I should ask one of the 'Tallica guys (not gonna happen). I'm probably gonna go single. Oh well. I'm used to it. 

So there's that.

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